甜美到爆表的土味情话你知道后羿射日为何需求留一个太阳吗

“甜美到爆表”的“土味情话”：“你知道后羿射日为何需求留一个太阳吗？”

1.你知道情人眼里出什么吗？”“西施啊。”“不，呈现你。”

Do you know what's in the eyes of a lover? "Xi Shi. "No, show you. "

2.“你觉得你合适穿什么衣服？”“美观的衣服？”“不，是被我降服。”

"What clothes do you think are suitable for you?" "Good-looking clothes?" "No, I was conquered."

3.“你知道这牛肉要怎样吃才好吃吗？我喂你吃。”

"Do you know how to eat this beef to be delicious? I feed you."

4.关关雎鸠，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，what*s you qq？

Guan Guan Yan Qiu, in the river's continent, lady, what * s you qq?

5.“先生你关键什么？”“我想点开你的心。”

"Sir, what do you want?" "I want to open your heart."

6.“你属什么？”“我属狗。”“你不要再哄人了，你归于我。”

"What do you belong to?" "I belong to a dog." "You don't lie anymore, you belong to me."

7.我在找一条路”“春熙路？”“不是，阿姨洗铁路。”（日语我喜欢你的意思）

I'm looking for a way "" Chunxi Road? " "No, the aunt washes the railroad. "(Meaning I love you in Japanese)

8.我感觉地震了，怎样老是在动。” “没有啊” “ 哦，我错了，是我心动了。”

I feel an earthquake, why is it always moving. "No" "Oh, I was wrong, it was my heart. "

9.“你是什么血型？” “A型啊！” “不，你是我的抱负型！”

"What blood type are you?" "A type!" "No, you are my ideal type!"

10.“气候这么冷，你知道怎么取暖吗？”“不知道。”“我也不知道，但我知道怎么娶你。”

"It's so cold, do you know how to heat it?" "I don't know." "I don't know, but I know how to marry you."

11.甜有100钟方法，你知道吗？” “不知道” “吃糖，蛋糕，还有每天98次的想你。”

There are 100 sweet ways, you know? "I don't know" "Eating sugar, cake, and missing you 98 times a day." "

12.“嘿，我想像一首歌给你听” “什么歌?” “打呼噜”

"Hey, I imagine a song for you" "What song?" "Snoring"

13.“我成婚你必定要来”“为什么？”“由于没有新娘会很为难。”

"You must come when I get married" "Why?" "Because it would be awkward without a bride."

14.“你想养狗吗？”“什么狗？”“独身的那种”

"Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "Single"